QUILTED*.

the-vashta-nerada:

superwhoavengelockandme:

the-vashta-nerada:

i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going

like

if i start a show i’m in it until the end

in sickness and in health

till death or discontinuation do us part

man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from

BUT

Glee

oh yeah fuck glee

(via how-do-i-blog)

kingofbear:

when someone says their eyes change colour

(via 182butts)

shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

(via classycumberbitch)

ashketchurn:

I’m pretty sure most of you only follow me because I locked you in with a mutual follow.

(via slurpeenis)

mixolydian-maelstroms:

theoncomingstormofgallifrey:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

#http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

(via superwhoavengmertorchlock)

meladoodle:

monkeysgoingcrazy:

meladoodle:

let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine

the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket

not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.

(via trueloveandfairydust)

drkarayua:

mishasubi:

i guess you could say the angels got cas’d out of heaven

(via superwhoavengmertorchlock)

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

(via oaf-whisperer)